2----i ate

3----i smacked

4----i sang to

5----i fell in love with

6----i murdered

7----i gave my number to

8----i love with

9----i choked on

10---i knocked out

11---i humped

12---i gave a lap dance to

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Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy

2-------a gangster

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a cheerleader [This was edited to cheerleader as not of offend a group of people/twncam]

6-------your mom

7-------my brother

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------my dad

13-------the computer

14-------my science teacher

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a jones soda

18-------a llama

19-------a football player

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------a permenant marker

22-------a policeman

23-------a ninja

24-------a baseball bat

25-------my pshyciatrist

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a pickle

29-------a dvd player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone

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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.

Black-------Because I was drunk.

Pink--------Because im a mad.

Red---------Because the voices told me to.

Blue--------Because i cant control myself.

Green------Because I hate myself.

Purple------Because Im fool.

Gray--------Because my mind goes to hell.

Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----Because i hate my family.

Other-------Because that's how I roll.

none------because im smart and i do what i want.
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"i smacked my dog Because I was drunk" - (я ударил собаку, потому что я был пьян )